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Christina Lindley, The Poker Queen.

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 19:40:19 +0000

Meet Christina Lindley. She is a guy’s type of girl because she loves to play poker. I too like to play poker, but not that type of poker. I guess it’s only a matter of time before hot chicks start taking over the Yahtzee circuit too.

Stacey Dash

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 02:29:26 +0000

We have gotten many complaints from our 4 loyal followers that we only post white women. Well we hear these complaints and let me introduce you to Stacey Dash. I’m sure you have seen her before. She is quite popular.

Now quit sending in your complaints, I’ll post another non-white girl sometime in June. Your welcome.

Victoria Vanucci

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:22:08 +0000

So Victoria, you made a carreer change from Tennis to Modeling after you hurt your shoulder. I think it’s safe to say that that was a great choice on your part. Tennis is pointless, plus no self respecting man would ever watch tennis. Yet, every self respecting man I know would watch a girl in a bikini walk down a runway or beach.

I would bob for tennis balls in your bath water, then drink the bath water. That’s how much I love you.

Kathleen Tesori

admin — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:05:05 +0000

Kathleen is in better shape than I could ever dream of being in. Not only would I drink her bath water but I would drink a protein shake immediately afterwards followed by a set of squats and lat pull downs.

Laetitia Casta= Milf Central

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:41:05 +0000

God bless it. What a great looking Mommy. Just a model for your pleasure. Enough of me talking. Enjoy the pics. You’re welcome.

Brianna the Bruin

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:52:13 +0000

I’ve been told that I need to go back to college. Well Brianna is the only person in the world that could actually make me. I’d go to UCLA and drink her bath water through a coffee straw, right now. There isn’t a hotter cheerleader in America.

Jessica Burciaga is Nails

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:12:07 +0000

Umm. Yeah. Big fan. I would let her do inappropriate things to me. And by “inappropriate things,” I mean “touching my weiner.”

I’d lick off your tattoos.

Middle Jonas Brother — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 07:47:20 +0000

I’d like to introduce you to British model and TV star Jessica-Jane Clement.

Ugly tattoos make me angry. However, I’m incredibly in love with this chick. If I were to play F-Marry-Kill, I would choose her for all three. I want to F her because she’s hot. I want to Kill her because of those tattoos. And I want to Marry her because we share the same passion for sunscreen, swimming and hard nipples.