I’d like to introduce you to British model and TV star Jessica-Jane Clement.

Ugly tattoos make me angry. However, I’m incredibly in love with this chick. If I were to play F-Marry-Kill, I would choose her for all three. I want to F her because she’s hot. I want to Kill her because of those tattoos. And I want to Marry her because we share the same passion for sunscreen, swimming and hard nipples.