Christina Lindley, The Poker Queen.
Meet Christina Lindley. She is a guy’s type of girl because she loves to play poker. I too like to play poker, but not that type of poker. I guess it’s only a matter of time before hot chicks start taking over the Yahtzee circuit too.
Stacey Dash
We have gotten many complaints from our 4 loyal followers that we only post white women. Well we hear these complaints and let me introduce you to Stacey Dash. I’m sure you have seen her before. She is quite popular.
Now quit sending in your complaints, I’ll post another non-white girl sometime in June. Your welcome.
Victoria Vanucci
So Victoria, you made a carreer change from Tennis to Modeling after you hurt your shoulder. I think it’s safe to say that that was a great choice on your part. Tennis is pointless, plus no self respecting man would ever watch tennis. Yet, every self respecting man I know would watch a girl in [...]
Kathleen Tesori
Kathleen is in better shape than I could ever dream of being in. Not only would I drink her bath water but I would drink a protein shake immediately afterwards followed by a set of squats and lat pull downs.
Laetitia Casta= Milf Central
God bless it. What a great looking Mommy. Just a model for your pleasure. Enough of me talking. Enjoy the pics. You’re welcome.
Brianna the Bruin
I’ve been told that I need to go back to college. Well Brianna is the only person in the world that could actually make me. I’d go to UCLA and drink her bath water through a coffee straw, right now. There isn’t a hotter cheerleader in America.
Jessica Burciaga is Nails
Umm. Yeah. Big fan. I would let her do inappropriate things to me. And by “inappropriate things,” I mean “touching my weiner.”
I’d lick off your tattoos.
I’d like to introduce you to British model and TV star Jessica-Jane Clement.
Ugly tattoos make me angry. However, I’m incredibly in love with this chick. If I were to play F-Marry-Kill, I would choose her for all three. I want to F her because she’s hot. I want to Kill her because of those tattoos. [...]
Miss America 2010
Puerto Rico looks like a guaranteed finalist. Holy rack. And her English is probably broken, which makes it difficult for her to call the cops when she panics. That’s a feature I always look for in my women.
Maybe it’s just me, but this could possibly be the ugliest batch of Miss America contestants that I [...]
Twin City Twins
Anne & Kate Madsen are the hottest twins in the world right now. If you still don’t think they are the hottest twins in the world, let me tell you that they are from the twin cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul Minnesota. How more perfect can they get?
Are You Thirsty?
No? Well GET thirsty. Listen, we're not blessed with 'John Stamos' good looks. And neither are you, doucher. So when you see a hot chick, don't be afraid to admit that you'd drink her bathwater. Know your role, and grab a straw. Oh, and welcome! Yay!

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